Value Conveyancer Property particulars · Ref. API-443
A house with curly-brace windows and a Sold STC board outside </> { } { } FOR SALE SOLD STC
Artist's impression.
  • No onward chain
  • Freshly deployed

A deceptively spacious detached API

api.valueconveyancer.co.uk · The Cloud, London

Offers in excess of200 OK

Tenure
LeaseholdGround rent paid monthly to the cloud
EPC rating
ADozes off when nobody's around
Stamp duty
£0JSON is exempt
Chain
NoneHandles everyone else's

Description

Rarely does an API of this calibre come to market. Beautifully presented throughout, this well-proportioned endpoint answers politely in JSON, keeps every completion date it's given, and has been lovingly maintained by a vendor who describes it as “mostly fine”.

Early viewing is not recommended, as there is genuinely nothing to see.

Key features

  • Detached server in a sought-after London location
  • Double glazing throughout, with TLS as standard
  • Two reception ports, one of which politely redirects to the other
  • Off-street parking for four workers, who nap after 30 quiet seconds
  • Low-maintenance garden of logs, rotated daily
  • Excellent transport links, with a Cloudflare edge on the doorstep

Searches and survey

Local authority search
Clear.
Environmental search
No bugs found. We looked twice.
Drainage search
Every request drains where it should.
Level 3 survey
Some technical debt noted in the loft. The vendor says it adds character.

Viewings

Strictly by appointment, and over HTTPS only.

Browsers are very welcome. People generally prefer the website.